The Spongebob Conspiracy

What is the Spongebob Conspiracy Theory?

Oliur Rahman
5 min readMar 16, 2022
image from Nickelodeon

Do you ever wonder what’s happening behind the scenes in Nickelodeon’s animated series, Spongebob Squarepants? Many people do, and when they do, they believe something very sinister may be going on. It all started with the infamous episode Spongebob You’re Fired, which was supposedly supposed to portray Spongebob losing his job at the Krusty Krab due to Mr. Krabs raising prices of the Krabby Patty from $1 to $2 in order to boost profit margins.

Pineapple Underwear

If you’ve ever watched an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, you might have noticed something. The pineapple underpants that are worn by SpongeBob and his pals Patrick Star and Squidward were actually revealed to be a cleverly disguised Masonic symbol in one episode. There’s a reason for that: SpongeBob is an elaborate propaganda tool created by thousands of Freemasons who control every aspect of our lives. And their headquarters is your television set.

Find out how to stop them today! (You can’t) I don’t see what’s so funny, said Mothra’s monstrous paw as it attempted to squish us like candy-coated bugs! He just doesn’t understand! said Gojira from beneath us…crawling toward us…screeching at us…ready to destroy with next-to-nothing more than both our feeble minds could conjure up…

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Oliur Rahman

“With nonfiction, I go in trying to be really honest about what my preconceptions are.”